This is a good idea at first, but then I think, "I want to keep my intruder guessing. Is that a firework exploding? Or is it a hand gun? Is that a bear trap on my privates? Or is it a fully grown dog velociraptor hybrid I created in my basement?"
Answer 1: it's a firework
Answer 2: it's called a velocidoggie, and he still growing.
Answer 1: it's a firework
Answer 2: it's called a velocidoggie, and he still growing.