It's Good Advice To Live By

In my experience it helps to ask them to make sandwiches and do my laundry

Chocolate is actually poisonous to some species of woman, particularly that with large talons and enhanced liver function.

If I am upset, it is probably best to hold me and tell me how intelligent and talented I am. I don't want to be 'beautiful' and nothing else.

oh dear god i read " if a worm is upset..."

milk chocolate only worsens moods, dark chocolate however is a proven mood enhancer