Mickey

onesongglory


As you may have guessed by the username, I'm a musical junkie.

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#vetscomefirst 48 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Oh yeah, the people who don't have the resources to properly look after their own house should totally just look after their own house
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Is this genius 12 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
*whispers "please be US" repeatedly while buying a boomerang and checking my insurance*
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When woman converse. (As a woman I confirm 100%) 8 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Really? Because my conversations with my mostly-female squad are like fucking debate meetings.
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Is this true? 31 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Source?
Drug Problem 9 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Did anyone say they were undercover?
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Getting the job properly done 2 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
One time, my mom was taking my bro and I to a movie. She'd recently had a foot surgery and could't walk too well, so we thought it would be best to take a handicapped spot, as she was registered and had a tag for her car. All the spots were taken and most of the cars didn't actually have handicapped tags. I am still really pissed off about that.
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Thank you, space! 9 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
GOD I love space.
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Shots fired 5 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Diet coke is pretty foul actually
If only 13 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Yeah. And I'm saying all her efforts to look nice would be wasted if he did.
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Compelling theory 3 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Holy shit I'm a chick and I would do that
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Shots fired 5 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Because People Who Type Like This Are Not Smart Enough To Make Funny Jokes
Everything gonna be okay! Trust me 12 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Am I a bad person if I glared at this post?
Meet George Washington 5 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Wow, Hamilton looks great!
If only 13 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Um, she just spent ALL THAT TIME getting ready! She probably planned that dress in advance so she could wear it out! You can wait.
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Self cleaning streets in korea 24 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
I want to dance through those. Preferably on an empty street but I'm not picky.
Reasons to like France 14 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
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Sharon is lying 28 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
1. Her situation could be a more recent thing.
2. Starvation often causes bloating. If she was a little heavy before she hit hard times, she could have grown larger.
Spiky shower curtains kicks you out after 4 minutes to save water 24 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Shaving my legs and washing my waist-length hair, as well as washing my body as usual? In 4 minutes? Yeah right.
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Green hair + green screen = this 4 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
I dyed my hair green just because our school uses green screens for the pictures. I'm sure they edit them for the yearbook, but not the student IDs.
guess we've been using these wrong, ladies 13 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
The guy in the red shirt seemed so sure of himself.
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The Pokedex battery case we all need right now! 18 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Mystic likes to hate on Valor, Valor likes to retaliate, Instinct is either just chilling or a fucking hate machine.
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City attack with yarn 11 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Yay, I love yarn bombs! They always brighten up a city.
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New hat 5 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
Fuckin' hipster.
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This is how you should bullfight 10 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
If people want to see bullfighting, they should make it weapon-free for the people and just see how long they can last. The bulls didn't sign up for any of that, but the people did, they should be the only ones to suffer for it.
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What likes are about 4 comments
onesongglory · 5 years ago
When people are unhappy with themselves, you tell them to love themselves. But then they do something which will most likely make them actually feel better, and you say they're feeding their ego.