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onesongglory


As you may have guessed by the username, I'm a musical junkie.

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onesongglory · 7 years ago
Despite predictions of an incoming "shitstorm", no shitstorm is foreseen. Meteorologists question when people will realize that going out of their way to offend people for their own entertainment is not kind or funny.
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Does it happen to anyone else or I'm just paranoid? 14 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Because we're all the main characters of a bad story that has a lot of plot conveniences!
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I can't stop laughing 7 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Concept: Maybe don't put the kiss cam on small children?
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I can't believe anyone takes Trump seriously 29 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
I'm not very up on recent politics. What lies has Hillary told that make her so evil? Just curious!
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I'm worried tbh 16 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
They realize that the fate of all that is living is mortality, and that all shall die one way or another. They are forced to come to terms with the fact that in an infinitely large universe their joys, their plights, their very lives are inconsequential and nothing they do will make any sort of difference to how this universe is after its inevitable end; our little lives don't count at all. They find that not only will everything they love die, but they too shall pass. Everyone dies, everyone who knows them dies, everyone who was told of them dies, and the world turns still, unstoppable by any human force yet. We shall all die and even those who make history in incredible ways shall one day be forgotten and the universe shall go on and on as if they had no effect on anything of worth, which is true. And then they know. They know things of too great a magnitude for their human brain to handle, to accept. They know too much.
If god could see us now 17 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Speak your mind. The worst that could happen here is that you get argued with.
Wait till 2017 comes 24 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
If you can't make any jokes without offending someone, you probably need to get some new material.
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Every one of us 9 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
SO HERE FOR ALL THE XKCD POSTS!
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Just a Block Game 14 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Technically, it's still just a block game, but people do some pretty awe-inspiring things with it!
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Awww :D 6 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Now this person knows what the real occasion is
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It took me a few seconds 10 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book!
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Sometimes life throws you a curveball 6 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
That guy is fucking terrible. You don't just get a "gay best friend" by deceiving them into thinking you're interested and then revealing that you're not, but you want someone to act as your stereotypical token.
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I'm starting to miss the limitations 22 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Ever been to a strict school? My old school didn't allow any nail polish, any piercings but ears and even then only plain studs, and god forbid you try to color your hair.
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I like how this guy thinks 10 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
There may have been really huge, serious crimes elsewhere so they didn't have the officers to spare for a small theft. So then they thought this guy was a murderer so they figured that took some priority. But then it turns out he's lying to the police to get them away from people who may be dying for his own personal comfort. Doesn't sound genius to me, am I missing something?
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Oh my ;3 22 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life came up to me and asked if I was Aaron Burr, sir.
I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life took me from my abusive adoptive family after my mother died and raised me to be a beautiful healthy young soprano who soon fell in love with a man who went off and risked his life and was the only one who didn't die from it and we got married and lived happily ever after but then my new dad died
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I'm starting to miss the limitations 22 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Personally, I hate uniforms because I like to express my thoughts and personality through my clothes. Buttons and jackets can only go so far.
Which are you? 26 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
I dog-ear, highlight, and annotate books all the time (ONLY IF I OWN THEM.) Cliche as it sounds, it gives them so much more personality and even more stories to tell. New books just look and feel so stiff and unread, as opposed to books with notes and folds in them from being read, thought about, and loved. Plus, if my book ever gets sold at a garage sale, the next reader can see where I dog-eared pages I liked and underlined quotes, not to mention my little thoughts on the story.
Faith in humanity restored 12 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Why is it that people call Valor 'too aggressive' and 'overcompetitive' and here we got forda talking so much shit
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I'm beginning to think equality is a myth 2 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
TAKE YOUR PLACE
TAKE YOUR CHANCE
VIVE LA FRANCE
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Before and After 6 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Not the point, I know, but the crack woman looks so much happier after doing drugs.
Treadmill and Goldfishes 5 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
I really, really hope he sanitized that first...
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Need this 4 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
WHO WANTS TO HAVE A RACE DOWN THIS ON ROLLERSKATES
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Who you gonna call? 15 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
And now you know how women feel, especially women who enjoy old movies.
Listen up madafaka 3 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
There's always an element of the kids being themselves, even if a lot of it can be connected to parenting.
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Hold on shark, just a sec 11 comments
onesongglory · 7 years ago
Just my opinion, but if she's going to die, seemingly without a trace, if she were to throw her camera with the picture there'd be at least a CHANCE of them knowing where she went.
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