Easiest way to screw up your child; buy them a book like this.

for example, I participate in arm day and dick day every day

Good for you!
Keep exercising friend

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Me too! I remember the one about being at the beach and watching out for the "under toe", which was of course a bunch of toes underwater.

The pool table! I loved that one haha

Is that the carpool?