I always share pizza with my bf. Whenever I cut it I take the smaller triangles for myself to leave him the bigger ones, so we both have 4 pieces but he can have more pizza.
I only share pizza with you:
A) If I love you
B) If you're broke and really hungry
C) If I want to poison you and watch as your blood flows out of your mouth and you look at me with betrayal in your eyes as you take your last breaths of life
D) Mom forces me to
E) I'm not hungry (but I am always hungry for pizza)
Very gf material
A) If I love you
B) If you're broke and really hungry
C) If I want to poison you and watch as your blood flows out of your mouth and you look at me with betrayal in your eyes as you take your last breaths of life
D) Mom forces me to
E) I'm not hungry (but I am always hungry for pizza)
just cant figure it out
make me a puppy!!!
Make me a kitten!
You said 'yes.'
You... you lied to me
*heartbroken*
*sobs*
you're a turkey
Great one I need a new brain
Which flavour fit me the most?
Do temme more
I can always do innuendos?
more flattery it is
Staph it
*puts on red lipstick*
You can go on now
I dunno