I once told the guy after the one or two thing I said "Well 1 makes the first letter look like an R the second one makes the first letter look like a P." So he got mad and said "Just tell me which looks better!" So I got mad as well. and said "Well you tell me is the first letter a fucking R or a fucking P?!" lol I made the attendant laugh the guy wasn't happy though. lol
"OK number 3....or number 4"
*bitch it looks like numbers 1 & 2*.....