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guest
· 7 years ago
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Shhhhh
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i_b_doff
· 7 years ago
Hes not bald, that is friction marks from all the thighs he gets between. Everyone knows Mario is Italian and as an Italian I can attest to our love of eating the bearded clam almost as much as we love to eat pasta !!!
guest
· 7 years ago
Me thinks both of your techniques are off, the forehead should not provide friction.
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Mario is actually gay, sorry. This is just how it's always been/
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deleted
· 7 years ago
What do you expect, he's a middle-aged man who avoids his responsibilities by running off to find gold coins
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geluregis
· 7 years ago
Mushroom abuse can do this, guys.
guest
· 7 years ago
Wait a second, in the games when he takes his hat off he has a full head of hair!
