Those adorable nicknames

Frost and lol

When she tries to bite your lower jaw

Ha! Excluding first panel completely- I used to say that line to me ex mother in law. Her name was Tina and she was awful.

Wash your stupid fucking hat. Those people always seem to smell bad.

She's literally trying to eat his fucking face

My name is from just boy I happen to know, and he calls me CP.
It is, in the words of my great aunt Jill, "pretty terrific".
And sometimes I get called "kid" or "nova" but I don't hear them too often.