Well-behaved pupper gets a treat :)

Chill the hell out. I'm just telling you to read his comment because he pointed out that the dog might've only gotten one lick of the ice cream.

Chill the hell out huh....
Damn that sounds funny over the Internet

Might I ask why it sounds funny?

I think it's because it's an oxymoron

Goodbye and good riddance. You won't be missed, even though you'll come back anonymously just to see what effects your tantrum had.

None, that's what.

I don't even remember what your name was before you left, that's how little impact you had.