He gets an addiction to fanfics

We're having too much pun here

But this is a no pun zone sir

Punish me

Alright. *Tases you in the gut* *proceeds to cuff you*

That was severly puncalled for

I can't take the shock.
I don't have the acquired tased

*tases you in the face* *watch you spasm* looks like you dont have the... uh... acquired tased!

*high fives self*
Also, your face was uncalled for!

Very true
I guess I need to face the consequences

*tases you again* THIS IS PUNACCEPTABLE.

*drops taser* *covers mouth*

Would you say I'm
Punder arrest

... *grabs taser again*

Okay okay I quit
I'll give you this pun

*tases you in the face* Apology accepted.

This experience has been delightfully atasing
Thank you

*shoots you in the face just to get it over with*

*rises* I guess you could say I'm
Pundefeatable

*sheds a single manly tear* *shoots self in face*

No come back! Our debate is punfinished!!

*corpse sheds a single tear*

I'm sorry
For I have failed you
My actions are punacceptable

*corpse is still dead*

Kass you're dead wrong
This is finished

Over my dead body

*corpse is slightly offended*