AKA the guy who stole my dream job

He's cute.

Think of the pressure sores and aches and cramps you'd get tho :/

Shia?

I'd get a backache headache neck ache bed sores I don't know that wouldn't be too fun

Does that mean he can't have any bathroom breaks or food?

Catheter yikes

A little over $10.71 an hour.. Fyi