How to play piano if your hands aren't big enough

Not sure what he'd do with the link.
I've got a feeling all parts are small in his case.

He's solemnly assured the public that there's nothing wrong with the size of any of his body parts. So do not tweet any of the like or he may call you a loser.

Oh noes!
But seriously, though, does he actually think everyone on the internet hasn't been called worse?