Imagine the advertising campaign
"Turn your Dirty end into a HAPPY END with ALL-NEW HAPPY END BOG ROLL!"
"Feel the Absorption of patented Microfibre Technologies and Super Luxury soft pads, for those who enjoy international foods."
"NOW AVAILABLE at your local Aldi!"
*not available until the germans win a war. or the sports day thing we can't mention the name of for legal reasons. in he city we can't name because we have had no prior experience selling products there. these rules are bullshi...
"Turn your Dirty end into a HAPPY END with ALL-NEW HAPPY END BOG ROLL!"
"Feel the Absorption of patented Microfibre Technologies and Super Luxury soft pads, for those who enjoy international foods."
"NOW AVAILABLE at your local Aldi!"
*not available until the germans win a war. or the sports day thing we can't mention the name of for legal reasons. in he city we can't name because we have had no prior experience selling products there. these rules are bullshi...