Your 1st thought is what u are conditioned to think, ur 2nd thought is what u believe in

No, I'm always an ass

Its a daily battle not to rip off peoples arms and beat them to death with it.

I usually don't care what I say or think till years later when I'm just left with my own thoughts. And my response is usually "oh my god I'm an idiot/ass."

The fuck are you talking about? Of course not.

There's a girl that I'm not really friends with anymore and every time she pops up on my Facebook my mind just thinks so many rude and mean things and I have to check myself cause I'm not that kind of person.

"This person must be Canadian", "lol I'm funny"