Workplace swearing

I just start off job interviews with, "It's so fucking great that you called me when I was already wearing pants!"

One of my friends likes to swear in Spanish. I'm the only other person at the stables who knows any Spanish so she always gets away with it

When my supervisors asked me if I'd like to cross-train in customer service from the warehouse, I said, "I'm not cut out for fucking customer service, man."