I won't. I actually tried to give umbrellas as presents to strangers on a rainy day in my town... But they all looked at me as if I was insane or tried to convert them to satanism. Oh and the other day, me and my brother handed out bottles of soap bubbles to little kids. The mothers all looked at us as if we wanted to kidnap their children :(
WHY WON'T ANYONE FUCKING ACCEPT MY KINDNESS??!
WHY WON'T ANYONE FUCKING ACCEPT MY KINDNESS??!