I can't stop laughing

The look on her face is like "yea ok"

And spend the next 10 years feeling depressed over why no guy like her.

Do you want a daughter who sneaks out and does things behind your back? Because that's how you get a daughter who sneaks out and does things behind your back.

Over protectiveness at its finest.

She may get a lot of new girl friends, though...

That dad is hot as shit!!

"Stay Clear Boys, my dad doesn't know basic capitalization skills that he should've learned in first grade!"