Murder 101- Song Edition

*crashes through ceiling* NO MURDERING! BAD!

*jumps out of the fridge* NO! MURDERING IS GOOD!

*runs out of the building, and comes back,crashing through the window* SEND THE BILL TO WAYNE INDUSTRIES!

*smashes head through wall* WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE WHEN YOU CAN CAUSE PROPERTY DAMAGE WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS?!

*throws moltav cocktail at a wall,which then lights the gasoline to form a giant flaming bird*

*blows up floor in the shape of a bat*

*takes a piss in the potted plant*

*Is brutally evil*

*hides an egg somewhere in dr richard ew's house*

*finds the egg and hatches a monster from it*
The power of evil!

That was supposed to rot and smell really bad though.

With the power of evil, I can hatch any egg into any organism!

Read that as orgasm at first.

That is technically a group of many single celled creatures, so ya

So,you made an orgasm ray?

Dammit, there goes the surprise. Oh well
*shoots tag at you*

Surprise, I've been kicked in the balls way to many times for this to do anything. I cant be tempted by females, but im also really in touch with my feelings.

No, it's a ray that shoots orgasm, not a ray tat makes you orgasm. You better grab a towel

Shit im pregnant

Haha

YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME RAISE THIS CHILD

I will raise it for evil!

OH HELL NAW

OH HELL YA

IM BOUT TO OPEN A CAN A WHOOPASS ON YOU

Fine then
*uses crtl+C ray, deletes baby*
There we go :)

Shit what just happened?

You are no longer pregnant. Enjoy the silence

*screams like a small angry bird*

... I'm just gonna call your therapist, Dick...

Yeah,um,he became evil.

*Is the therapist*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah...

Now, let's discuss the thoughts in your head
*whispering into your ear* don't listen to him, he's craaaaaazy

Screw it, I have a degree in criminal psychology. That's a form of psychology at least, so I'm your therapist now.

I'm not sure if should interrupt or not so I'm just gonna interrupt if you don't mind thank you very much