Man stands in front of 12 Polar Bears eating a stranded Whale in Alaska

I aspire to be this evil

I bet he dragged the whale onto shore himself...

He needs to get the fuck out of there!

Probably russian

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/277/069.jpg

Thank fuck they're distracted

That's not a nice thing to call your ex