Why would you hide from a cute lil deer?

I wouldn't want to get kicked by that thing

Have you seen a deer attack a person? Those assholes will beat you to death with no change in their facial expression. Even if it's a baby, it's still a dangerous wild animal

You, my friend, are a Disney Princess

You got a forest dogo now

Relax, it's just looking for a prince.

God damn it James. That's breaking and entering!

Two words, "Deer Ticks".