Me everyday

WOEFUL WARS, FEROCIOUS FIGHTS

DINGY CASTLES DARING KNIGHTS

HORRORS THAT DEFY DESCRIPTION

CUTTHROAT CELTS, AWFUL EGYPTIANS

VICIOUS VIKINGS, CRUEL CRIMES

PUNISHMENTS FROM ANCIENT TIMES

ROMAN, ROTTEN, RANK AND RUTHLESS

CAVEMAN, SAVAGE FIERCE AND TOOTHLESS

GROOVY GREEKS, BRAINY SAGES

MEAN AND MEASLY MIDDLE AGES

GORY STORIES, WE DO THAT

AND YOUR HOST THE TALKING RAT

THE PAST IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY

WELCOME TO, HOOOOOORIBLE HISTOOOORIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEES

That was indeed great fun. I think Rattus Rattus would be proud.

Indeed. We should do this again sometime

Certainly. Bravo, friend. We'll meet again.

The door is literally three foot away, the amount of people on this website that burst through the wall instead of using the door is unbelievable. We're going to have no wall left at this rate!

*bursts through the floor*
Does this help?

*looks at the hole in the floor where the coffee table used to be* no, not really

*bursts through the ceiling*
How about this?

*sighs* really, it's raining and now the carpet's getting wet

*bursts out of your chest*
How about now?

I'm asthmatic, I couldn't breathe properly as it is. This realm doesn't help