ExplosiveKitten

explosivekitten


Hi, I'm Explosive Kitten, and I want to help make a difference and make funsubstance a better place! :D

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Explains the loyalty. 16 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
According to Pottermore, Gryffindor :3
Most of the people I know are in Hufflepuff... I don't know what Hagrid was talking about when he said y'all were a bunch of duffers :)
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Leave some people for tall girls 31 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Had to look that up :)
174 cm : 5.70866 feet
tall?
· Edited 3 years ago
You can't escape the fandom 4 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
And the A in Always
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Leave some people for tall girls 31 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
is 173/174 cm tall?
Rare albino animals 4 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Just thought I would point out that Koalas are not bears
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A mermbaby 2 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
I hope if it's a boy they name him Percy
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Favorite rage comic of all time 15 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Why didn't daughter just say she slept w other guy not brother?
Well probs fake anyway
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How do you Pronounce it? 29 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
I pronounce it 'JPEG'
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No one cares about me 6 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Awh.. :( we're in the same boat then... I hope that your friends realise what a special and unique and important friend you are, and realise how silly they are not to look out for you! :)
Ps. I can look out for you if want, one sad friend to another? :)
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No one cares about me 6 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
This really gets me...
My closest two friends at my school are bffs, meaning I'm always the one left out.
It's always me that is left to find a different partner.
It's always me that sits and watches as they talk to each
other and ignore me
It's always me that walks behind them on the way to class
It's always me that talks about things I like and enjoy and they sort of ignore me and don't reply. I have a feeling that I don't have the best friendship with these two girls. I have been with them the entire year, yet neither refer to me as one of their 'best friends'. They are the closest friends I have. I'm always there for them; I wait for them, i give them lunch when they have none... Yet they never do the same for me. I tag them in pictures, like and comment on their posts; Never do I get a tag. Never do I get a comment. I wish I knew how to solve this. But I don't know what to do....
I hope that no one else is in this situation too. if you are... I feel ya.
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Finally innocent 45 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
100 likes on a comment! We all really agree on this hey?
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this would be soooo good 22 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
I love posts like these, they are really cool and fun to look at :D Keep posting them!!!
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HAAALLOOOWEEEEEEN 4 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
So much halloween on funsubstance....

I love it!! :D
Hurry up October 12 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN
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Bad guys 5 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
well..... snape was headmaster and was sort of doing some things voldy told him.. so.. voldemort sorta took over hogwarts? also those two death eaters in the book control the school for him too at one bit so he sort, of sort of didn't control the school??
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Bricks are the same color! 19 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
yeah, that makes a bit more sense
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Bricks are the same color! 19 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
But if they were painted wouldn't the paint peel eventually? I've never seen any bricks peeling paint before
Trippy 17 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Unless I want to look like i have a tonne of shit in my eye I'm going to wait till i get home to try this one...
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It's The Loneliest Whale In The World 81 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Its ok, they think that all the other whales CAN hear her/him. male blue whales have started singing lower and lower over time, and there is no evidence that suggests other whales can't hear these lower frequencies.
She/he isn't even proven to be lonely, for all we know the whale has lots of friends
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Leaves hunter 2 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
I bet they are hard to catch
in this scene I am Harry Potter 5 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Cedric Diggory... *drools slightly*
Cool but at the same time scary as hell 16 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
they have found many fossils and skeletons of the megaladon, so It or a different massive fish definitely existed at some point but is most likely extinct now
Cool but at the same time scary as hell 16 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
In Australia ages ago those guys used to be everywhere... I can't say I'm sorry that they are gone bc sharks are scary
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Do nothing like Turtle 7 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
THAT IS NOT A TURTLE
THAT IS A TORTOISE
HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE THIS MISTAKE ALL THE TIME
Turtles got flipperty feet
Tortoises got stumpy feet
Turtles live in water
Tortoises live on land
See? Very different
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awww morally ambiguous pirates are adorable 7 comments
explosivekitten · 3 years ago
Just like Maleficent