Explains the loyalty.

:o plot twist!

I'm loyal as shit. Like wow once I took three days of detention instead of my friend but they weren't really my friends... This is why I have trust issues

Well, Hufflepuffs are the most dependable, I would know, I'm a Ravenclaw.

Pupperclaw

* lowers the book she's reading*
Ravenpaw.

Slithervov

According to Pottermore, Gryffindor :3
Most of the people I know are in Hufflepuff... I don't know what Hagrid was talking about when he said y'all were a bunch of duffers :)

I'm Slytherin! I like it, even though we've got a bad reputation.

Not all Slitherins are bad.
Not all Hufflepuffs are useless.
Not all Griffindors are pretentious.


Where's Ravenclaw? Probably at school.

Fuckin excuse you badgers are hardcore and don't take no one's shit