I don't know why I find this so funny

Flo-rida is just Florida with a hyphen.

One shoe is a Reebok, the other is a boot

Maybe she was wearing them on her hands

Baggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps he's just talking about different types of clothing he likes to see on girls

The girl is wearing the Apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur, he then sings about a guy wearing baggy sweatpants and Reebok with straps because he says "he turns around and gives that big booty a smack" referring to the man wearing the sweatpants smacking the girl with the Apple bottom jeans. It's two different people!