Superhuman powers

8 years ago by fazer · 1538 Likes · 15 comments · Popular

Report

Comments

Show More Comments

dr_richard_ew · 8 years ago · FIRST

I have the power of positive thinking!

rosebud · 8 years ago

I have the power of negative thinking!

dr_richard_ew · 8 years ago

You are the anti ew

rosebud · 8 years ago

I am.
I am we_drahicr_rd

2 Reply

cubanestre · 8 years ago

I have approximate knowledge! I know exactly where you might be

9 Reply

willfree · 8 years ago

I can heal from injuries, sometimes.

1 Reply

timebender25 · 8 years ago

I have the ability to get people to leave the room without saying a single word.

willfree · 8 years ago

Can you also... bend time, by any chance?

timebender25 · 8 years ago

Well duh.
But the one I stated is more important.

1 Reply

juggernaut92 · 8 years ago

I can take in oxygen and convert it to carbon dioxide

5 Reply

napewno · 8 years ago

I can grow hair, but only certain amounts

gamzee · 8 years ago

I can make people awkward by not following social norms

timebender25 · 8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can make people feel awkward even when I do follow the social norms.

gamzee · 8 years ago

Your superpower is superior to mine

lilyisamazing · 8 years ago

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!