Ladies and gentlemen, the story of Peter Dinklage

You also say no a lot

I do??? Do I know you? O.o

Yes, he did. But considering the actual character - Trumpkin, I believe? I can see why it wouldn't make someone feel as dirty as the standard leprechaun role.

Maybe if Andre the Giant didn't eat a too healthy and overly balanced diet, he wouldn't be so well-nourished and gigantic.

I feel bad for snickering at these comments.

Maybe if your diet was more healthy and balanced slightly differently than it is now, you wouldn't feel so bad.

XD