Bananananana BATBIRD

Really? What kind of knife was it?

Hunting knife. I keep it in my leg holster.

Can I see it?

*knife suddenly appears in the wall right next to your head* I'm pretty good with it.

You could give me a heart attack

Think of it as payback for every time you make my heart flutter, senpai ;)

SEROSENPAI,I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR BABS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP

Honey I am senpai
Alfred loves me

*takes fighting bird martial arts stance*

*grabs popcorn*

*shrugs*
Come at me

*throws a single spider at you from a compartment in my utility belt*

*crushes it*
*begins shooting high pressure air blasts and thunder bolts*
Fuck with me

*calls batdad*Yes this is Lil Dicky,im having another bully issue

Lil dicky?
*tries not to giggle and fails*

IT WAS BECAUSE I USED TO BE SHORT OKAY

Alright Alright...

@barbaragordon knows the truth!