I heard that if you yell Pomade at her, she'll be paralyzed long enough for you to escape.
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I don't remember where I read that but there is a way to defeat the first woman
When she asks you if she is beautiful don't answer yes or no ask her if you are beautiful, it will confuse her and she will take off her mask and ask you the question again and this time say "Do you think you are beautiful ?"
She will be extremly confused and will leave without hurting you
Inunaki Village lore is 100% made up. It was a major supplier of charcoal during WWI and WWII but was summarily evacuated after a massive flood in 1959.
There are a handful of villagers who still live there thanks to insanely cheap property costs, but ultimately it's mostly used as a small hunting post/village for wild boar.
The girl in the gap seems pretty chill tbh. All the other ones will kill u or whatever but she's just like "lol wanna play hide and seek" and then she'll show cool shit and take u to another dimension
There's also the Turbo Granny. If you're speeding down the highway and hear a knock, you'll see an old woman running at high speed beside you knocking on your window. You'll also end up in an accident.
I heard if you say you have someone you need to be the woman will apologise for bothering you then leave. If you ask "am I pretty?" She will be confused and you can leave I think
No wonder all of our most fucked up films are based on some shit from Japan.
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I've found the English translation of Tomino's Hell:
His older sister vomited blood, his younger sister vomited fire,
And the cute Tomino vomited glass beads.
Tomino fell into Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in darkness and even the flowers don’t bloom.
Is the person with the whip Tomino’s older sister,
The whipping is worrisome.
Hit, hit, without hitting,
Familiar Hell’s one road.
Would you lead him to the dark Hell,
To the sheep of gold, to the bush warbler (nightingale).
I wonder how much he put into the sac of skin
For the preparation of the journey to the infernal Hell.
Spring is coming even in the forest and the steam,
Even in the steam of the dark Hell.
The nightingale in the basket, the sheep in the wagon,
Tears in the eyes of cute Tomino.
Cry, nightingale, toward the raining forest
He shouts that he misses his little sister.
The crying echo reverberates throughout Hell,
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The fox peony blooms.
Circling around Hell’s seven mountains and seven streams,
The lonely journey of cute Tomino.
If they’re in Hell bring them to me,
The needle of the graves.
I won’t pierce with the red needle,
In the milestones of little Tomino.
トミノの地獄
Tomino no Jigoku
姉は血を吐く、妹（いもと）は火吐く、
ane wa chi wo haku, imoto wa hihaku,
可愛いトミノは 宝玉（たま）を吐く。
kawaii tomino wa tama wo haku
ひとり地獄に落ちゆくトミノ、
hitori jigoku ni ochiyuku tomino,
地獄くらやみ花も無き。
jigoku kurayami hana mo naki.
鞭で叩くはトミノの姉か、
muchi de tataku wa tomino no ane ka,
鞭の朱総（しゅぶさ）が 気にかかる。
muchi no shuso ga ki ni kakaru.
叩けや叩きやれ叩かずとても、
tatake yatataki yare tatakazu totemo,
無間地獄はひとつみち。
mugen jigoku wa hitotsu michi.
暗い地獄へ案内（あない）をたのむ、
kurai jigoku e anai wo tanomu,
金の羊に、鶯に。
kane no hitsu ni, uguisu ni.
皮の嚢（ふくろ）にやいくらほど入れよ、
kawa no fukuro ni yaikura hodoireyo,
無間地獄の旅支度。
mugen jigoku no tabishitaku.
春が 来て候（そろ）林に谿（たに）に、
haru ga kitesoru hayashi ni tani ni,
暗い地獄谷七曲り。
kurai jigoku tanina namagari.
籠にや鶯、車にや羊、
kagoni yauguisu, kuruma ni yahitsuji,
可愛いトミノの眼にや涙。
kawaii tomino no me niya namida.
啼けよ、鶯、林の雨に
nakeyo, uguisu, hayashi no ame ni
妹恋しと 声かぎり。
imouto koishi to koe ga giri.
啼けば反響（こだま）が地獄にひびき、
nakeba kodama ga jigoku ni hibiki,
狐牡丹の花がさく。
kitsunebotan no hana ga saku.
地獄七山七谿めぐる、
jigoku nanayama nanatani meguru,
可愛いトミノのひとり旅。
kawaii tomino no hitoritabi.
地獄ござらばもて 来てたもれ、
jigoku gozaraba mote kite tamore,
針の御山（おやま）の留針（とめはり）を。
hari no oyama no tomebari wo.
赤い留針だてにはささぬ、
akai tomehari date niwa sasanu,
可愛いトミノのめじるしに。
kawaii tomino no mejirushi ni.
Here it is in Japanese with phonetic text
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· 7 years ago
YOU GUYS JUST WANT THE REST OF THE FUNSUBSTERS TO DIE
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· 7 years ago
I don't want y'all to die or anything I just thought it'd be an interesting read...
@geluregis on the other hand...I think this person wants to watch the world burn XD
@championgirl if you read it in your head and not out loud you should be safe ;) xx
Onna: *takes off mask*
Me: no you ain't
When she asks you if she is beautiful don't answer yes or no ask her if you are beautiful, it will confuse her and she will take off her mask and ask you the question again and this time say "Do you think you are beautiful ?"
She will be extremly confused and will leave without hurting you
Someone hugs me
...
There are a handful of villagers who still live there thanks to insanely cheap property costs, but ultimately it's mostly used as a small hunting post/village for wild boar.
His older sister vomited blood, his younger sister vomited fire,
And the cute Tomino vomited glass beads.
Tomino fell into Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in darkness and even the flowers don’t bloom.
Is the person with the whip Tomino’s older sister,
The whipping is worrisome.
Hit, hit, without hitting,
Familiar Hell’s one road.
Would you lead him to the dark Hell,
To the sheep of gold, to the bush warbler (nightingale).
I wonder how much he put into the sac of skin
For the preparation of the journey to the infernal Hell.
Spring is coming even in the forest and the steam,
Even in the steam of the dark Hell.
The nightingale in the basket, the sheep in the wagon,
Tears in the eyes of cute Tomino.
Cry, nightingale, toward the raining forest
He shouts that he misses his little sister.
The crying echo reverberates throughout Hell,
Circling around Hell’s seven mountains and seven streams,
The lonely journey of cute Tomino.
If they’re in Hell bring them to me,
The needle of the graves.
I won’t pierce with the red needle,
In the milestones of little Tomino.
Tomino no Jigoku
姉は血を吐く、妹（いもと）は火吐く、
ane wa chi wo haku, imoto wa hihaku,
可愛いトミノは 宝玉（たま）を吐く。
kawaii tomino wa tama wo haku
ひとり地獄に落ちゆくトミノ、
hitori jigoku ni ochiyuku tomino,
地獄くらやみ花も無き。
jigoku kurayami hana mo naki.
鞭で叩くはトミノの姉か、
muchi de tataku wa tomino no ane ka,
鞭の朱総（しゅぶさ）が 気にかかる。
muchi no shuso ga ki ni kakaru.
叩けや叩きやれ叩かずとても、
tatake yatataki yare tatakazu totemo,
無間地獄はひとつみち。
mugen jigoku wa hitotsu michi.
暗い地獄へ案内（あない）をたのむ、
kurai jigoku e anai wo tanomu,
金の羊に、鶯に。
kane no hitsu ni, uguisu ni.
皮の嚢（ふくろ）にやいくらほど入れよ、
kawa no fukuro ni yaikura hodoireyo,
無間地獄の旅支度。
mugen jigoku no tabishitaku.
春が 来て候（そろ）林に谿（たに）に、
haru ga kitesoru hayashi ni tani ni,
暗い地獄谷七曲り。
kurai jigoku tanina namagari.
籠にや鶯、車にや羊、
kagoni yauguisu, kuruma ni yahitsuji,
可愛いトミノの眼にや涙。
kawaii tomino no me niya namida.
啼けよ、鶯、林の雨に
nakeyo, uguisu, hayashi no ame ni
妹恋しと 声かぎり。
imouto koishi to koe ga giri.
啼けば反響（こだま）が地獄にひびき、
nakeba kodama ga jigoku ni hibiki,
kitsunebotan no hana ga saku.
地獄七山七谿めぐる、
jigoku nanayama nanatani meguru,
可愛いトミノのひとり旅。
kawaii tomino no hitoritabi.
地獄ござらばもて 来てたもれ、
jigoku gozaraba mote kite tamore,
針の御山（おやま）の留針（とめはり）を。
hari no oyama no tomebari wo.
赤い留針だてにはささぬ、
akai tomehari date niwa sasanu,
可愛いトミノのめじるしに。
kawaii tomino no mejirushi ni.
Here it is in Japanese with phonetic text
@geluregis on the other hand...I think this person wants to watch the world burn XD
@championgirl if you read it in your head and not out loud you should be safe ;) xx
*torino sighs from hell*