That means I'm dead

If I came home 16 and pregnant there'd be a new show called, modern miracles

My Latino friend said "if I came home pregnant, my mom would bring out the chancla (I don't know how to spell it, sorry) and hit me so hard I wouldn't be able to walk the next day". Then my other friend said "your mom should be on pintrest. Like, ha ha, DIY abortion bitches!"

If I came home pregnant there would be problems all around

If I came home 16 and pregnant there would be a bew show called how did this teenage boy become pregnant