Conversations with my mother

Not just a run-of-the-mill moron but apparently a "fucking moron", wow.

HE IS???

wOoOo ThErE's A fLy On ThE wAlL

OH WOW A FUCKING FLY

Are you two fucking high?

ARE WE FUCKING HIGH, YOU KNOW I WOULDNT TAKE YOUR USERNAMES ADVICE PISSCOUCH (lol no we're 'in character')

(My character is high tho xD)
YeAh FlIeS aRe MoThErFuCkInG sWeEt, BrOtHeR

SURE

rEaLlY? :oD

SURE YEAH WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY

*hugs* BeSt FrIeNd

GAHHHH *hugs back*

*pats hair* sO sMaLl

WHATEVER YOU ABSOLOUTE FUCKIN TREE

:o) HoNk

WHAT DOES 'HONK' EVEN MEAN

uUuHh
I-
*starts questioning existence*