I accidentally just used nail polish remover on my face

They poisened each other

But what poison was it?
*X-files theme*

Idk obviously fast acting

But who keeps playing this X-files theme?
*X-files theme*

That wasn't you?
*dun dun DUNN*

It's someone else!
*X-files theme*

Oh no
*x-files theme*

Is it you?
*X-files theme*

Not that I know of
*X-files theme*

Then who is playing this everytime we speak?
*X-files theme*

Probably Jerry
*X-files theme*

*turns to see jerry with a tape recorder*
Jerry!
*jerry pushes button awkwardly, X-files theme*

*sigh* God fucking dammit. We talked about this.
*muffled x-files theme as Jerry shoves tape recorded behind his back sheepishly*

*sits in the corner with a tape player rewinding and replaying the X-files theme* *X-files theme*

May I ask who jerry is?
*muffled X-files theme*
Shut up jerry

Aspy523 apparently
*muffled x-files theme*

Aspy, get outta here

*suffocates through the giant pillow*

*muffled* I did it and my name isn't jerry

That's better. Peace and quiet

*dies* *X-files theme*

*destroys the tape recorder*
No more music!

*a voice from behind* When will you guys learn that there's always more than one of me. *X-files theme*

DAMMIT!
*X-files theme*

Ugh roleplay
*X-files theme*

Hey guys, what's going on-
*X-files theme*

Not much, just being annoyed
*X-files theme*

What for?
*X-files theme*

Someone keeps playing the X-files theme and I don't know who or why
*X-files theme*

Oh. That actually sounds quite annoying. Any idea who did it?
*X-files theme*

We thought it was aspy, but now it's coming from elsewhere
*X-files theme*

Well, good luck I guess ´:o)
*X-files theme*

Actually, it has been me the whole time. Jerry is simply an alias.

It's been YOU!?
*X-files theme*

Son of a bitch
*x-files theme*

Well, I am always the one who comments," *x files theme plays*". I don't know what you expected.

God damn she's right!
*X-fil-*
STOP THAT

*pauses x files theme*

Thank you

*aspy plays X-Files theme*

*narrows eyes*
*x files theme plays*

God damn it you guys
*X-files theme*

I'll never stop!*X-Files theme*