GOTTA GO faster

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That is how I play

Turbo turd

Is that kid strapped to the toilet?

not until I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

I hate that. I'm sitting still just looking through my pokemon, then all of a sudden:
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!
I'm not even moving!