Toilet paper preferred orientation

See, this actually makes sense. Non pet owners still have no excuse though.

To be honest I don't get the argument. As long as it's on the roll, who cares?

My cat still manage to unroll it

Or. You can be lazy/efficient and leave it on the back of the toilet or sink....

I don't care as long as i can wipe my ass with it

Well, there's the problem. You have a cat.

Okay, no, I used to be fine with people saying that the "right way" is the only way until recently. My parents just remodeled their guest bathroom, and have the toilet paper situated so that it's *right* next to the toilet. Like, it almost invades your personal space. It's super awkward to unroll it the "right" way with the hand closest to it, so you have to reach over at a weird angle to unroll it. However, if it's the "wrong" way, you just reach under and unroll it.
I have found the one and only situation where this is acceptable, and it just so happens to be only when someone doesn't know where to properly place a fucking toilet paper roll.

Your problem seems to be that you have acquired a feline instead of the more civilized and loving canine.