By far the coolest alarm clock

*explodes in the morning*
Amazing

*looks at my corpsy bits*
Top kek. Best gift ever

Glad you love it.
Now where is the comic about me and that tree girl?

Sorry. Been busy working. I'll get back to it tomorrow. I'm sick today so that means I ain't doing shit

K

Get a room you two

Ok. Your room

Yes. Guest's room sounds perfect. I'll bring the handcuffs . . Uh. . . I mean . . Blankets

Nah don't sugar coat it, bring the handcuffs and the whip

I have a riding crop. Will that do?

Perfect!

Awesome