Trying to help a friend out , lets bring him home.

"Fuck yo bitch and steal her lettuce"
You better show her a good time. My bitch ain't no hoe

Someone didn't deserve a tortoise

Oh... my... god. What kind of horrible torture... POKING SOMEONE IN THE EYE? That is worth 3 lifetimes in prison. More than a murder

Steal*

awwwwwwwwwww imma cry

Aww homie imma help you find that tortoise