Mom why

Nope. You aren't her whole life. REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE MADE. :D She's playing naked cowboys and indians when she doesn't answer.

Yeah because Mom doesn't have other shit she could be doing like working or taking a shower or anything really.

Appearantly other people in the comments don't have a mom like mine who texts/calls when she's going to take a shower/shampoo so we'll know she won't reply in the next 5min... And whatever else she's doing, she stops to text us back, and we do the same.