Ugh crushing on somebody is so weird...

Dallon James Weekes is an American musician and singer-songwriter. He is best known for his roles as bassist, keyboardist, backing vocalist, and secondary songwriter/lyricist for Panic! at the Disco

Friend: I mean NON-FICTIONAL PEOPLE who AREN'T DEAD!
Me: *jumps off the face of the earth*

Is everyone so unlucky with this, or am i an exception? I have one that fits all the statements. ^_^

your friend is unnecessarily rough and too narrow-minded. pffft. :D