MARCO!

You know, I once overheard an argument between a couple. It sounded really serious so, being the nosy little shit that I am, I listened in.

Turns out they were arguing over the possibly ways Sherlock survived. With the woman being dead set on one, and the guy more open to the different ways.

Once I overheard my friend's parents talking about the best way to achieve an orgasm. I can't look at them the same way anymore.

Once I overheard a girl talking to her friend about how hot her mom was.

Once I overheard my mate and his sis talking about fun time once everyone was asleep. I decided to see what fun time was. He didn't last for over a minute. I didn't sleep for more than an hour.

Polo!