But someone else still likes you, not me, someone
8 years ago by guest · 1369 Likes · 2 comments · Popular
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trustnthngmrmulder
· 8 years ago
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Haha I think my cat would definitely hate me if we were on a deserted island or something and I respected Jainism all of a sudden (she wouldn't know but she'd definitely hate me if I went to mosque to pray 5 times a day for hours without feeding her first, I mean in today's world you don't get a smoke break time is money how do Muslim people even do it) she'd also hate me if I was fatter than her, so appearance too. If I was pale ginger boy or black man in icey dessert and blew our cover to polar bears she'd also hate me. If the island has only fruit I'd eat it and then breastfeed her (if I was pregnant) so gender too. Cats are people. Ethiopians don't hate Americans because they are fat. They're jealous they get to eat.
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bossguyipad
· 8 years ago
Unless you're gay