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You morons hang vacancy sign on your asses and my foot looks for a room - Red Forman, American patriot

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Too Funny 9 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I read it Carrera, Porsche Carrera
Snowflake structure becomes more clear when melting away 1 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Hans... Bring the snowflake flamethrower
We wipe out the sweetest of things. 17 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I don't understand why do you let them be.... I mean, in open. There's 30 of them left for fucks sake. Take them to fucking protected enclosure. And I don't really understand how are rhinos almost extinct. If they have genetic disease, that's it let them die they're not meant to be, don't torture their offspring, if something's eating them (including climate, humans and diseases) ...in zoos it's not gonna. Their captive relatives are fine. And WTF is sucha big deal if there are zoo specimens, why is it sucha big deal if they're only "extinct in natural habitat". What's the fucking big difference?! Who cares if there aren't no more lions in Kenya. Certainly not the villagers of Kenya. There's plenty of them in zoos.
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It's my f*cking basket, Linda 2 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
"You are not endangered no more, don't make me kick your ass" -Linda
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Animals then and now 19 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I wonder if sharks stayed so big will we ever travel by boats. Also... Rhinos' Latin name is unicornis =)...also good job on captain Hook next to that enormous crocodile, or as Italians would say coco-drillo
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They don't account for 3rd culture kids 13 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Of course Anwar is a Muslim. It's not a "funny" name, it's Muslim name, you racist :)
It helps 18 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Naturlich
Colonial prisoners had it good when it came to food 21 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
That's basically "You're no Jew no more, eat what ever the hell you want"
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Colonial prisoners had it good when it came to food 21 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Precisely, they considered them the sea rats, which basically they are. They were punishing prisoners to eat rat-spiders
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It just described him 19 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Well... Many of them. Worldwide known but born in Europe. All the Finkelstins - Finkelshtains, Giorgios, Victor (H)Ugo, Kierkegaard (gore, not guard), Nietzsche, Gyorgy Lukacs (pronounced Gorge Lukas in fact it's Gjergjee Lukach) all the StalonEs, Levi Strauss (Frenchman) and Levi Strauss (German) - Stros and Shtraus, Buscemi, Kovacs (Kovach), Ivans(read as Evan not Aivan), Dvorak, Krzysztofs, Lev read as Leo etc etc etc. They had to live with "new" names.
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Valid point 18 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
You have many people's votes. I would like to see more of this, and comments on snowflake posts. I'll call you with @ sometimes :)
Fun Facts about Japan 21 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Fucking Kurosawa, Mako, Maria Ozawa (porn actress)...
Cartoons described in one sentence 3 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Communist leaders disagree with you.
*patriotism intensified* 5 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I didn't know Sweden has a (****)queen
Good guy Ben 11 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
25 $ for a razor and shirt. I bought razor five years ago, I still shave with it, occasionally sharping it AND a shirt for dollar and a half altogether. I'd probably do better on that interview. Hire me!
It helps 18 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Haha ha
It helps 18 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I didn't even know he has leukemia. Who is this famous child actor that's hugging sick Patrick :p
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The real plan 76 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
You are falling because you became pussies. Whinny pussies. It takes a lot to fall from no. 1. It's 5 spaces empty underneath it. You can fall more and still be numero uno. But it won't last forever! Stop posting "burgers are shit" .They're nectar of the gods compared to their food. That's all. If you don't stop it, Russian "firm" worse than you takes over the firm which wouldn't defend itself, by saying we're the best, instead it whines "we're in worst position". That will destroy your enterprise. You can cover your ears as much as you want. If you don't stop you'll become beggars. Fuck your posts. I love America more than you any time and I will not stand down, I'll always say "We're still the best and forever will be, suck it!" Goodbye kids! When you have your real own job you'll understand, although you can see it even now. Your "enterprise USA"under your control is at its lowest.
The real plan 76 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I just read your comment,it was trapped between two of mine, I thought it's mine. But it changes nothing... It's not about protesting for better life in America (it IS the best in the contemporary world but that doesn't mean it shouldn't become even better, we agree on that matter) it's about saying occasionally, or daily "We're "struggling" but we're still numero uno!" Any other way of whining means "We're worst than you Russia" You need to tell them not "Omigosh it's thug life" you need to tell them "We're the best, suck it Russia!". All they hear is "Meh... we've been betteitsit's tough year, we're shaken". If you don't wanna be overtaken by ─║Russian firm─║ you gotta literally say "We're fine, we're still top of the list,you suck, you're 500th". And starts with burgers believe it or not "They might be unhealthy but who are you to say intestine eaters,your best is our worst" or basically stop mocking US food and Colas
The real plan 76 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Yes, for the hundreth time. If you read my comments you'd see I said I read it. Three times. What a fuck is your problem? America will fail as an "enterprise" if people continue to talk "It's shit, we're the worst". You are not even in first 500 worst. That is a fact. A fact is also everyone who wants to save his own "enterprise" always says "We're great, we're terrif". That is a FACT. Everyday FACT. Simple, everyday way it functions. You have been critisizing your "enterprise" for years. What did you achieve? You're worse by day. And keep falling. You're obviously not doing it good. Leave it to someone who'll save you all. You're not doing good.
The real plan 76 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
Even if you were the worst. You shut up about it. And youre not even in first 600 worst! I never met anyone who talks bad about his own enterprise, that's common sense. You don't learn that in economy school. It's life's school (you're CLEARLY flanking). Especially if you know they're muuuch worse than you. "Old Americans" Red Forman Americans would probably say "We're "struggling" but fuck off you Russian, you pay them in borscht, we're 500 places above all of ya, we're struggling but we're still no. 1 and we fight for better world" . Scandinavia has "better" "cafeterias" and work hours, but that's downward spiral, trust you me, Yugoslavia has been there... Amurica IS STILL UNDOUBTEDLY NUMERO UNO. Who ever complains about it is pure and undoubted idiot.
The real plan 76 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I know about @banana boi, but you @diyrogue, how old are you. I mean do you or did you ever have your own enterprise (has nothing to do with age, I've been working since 5)...can you actually comprehend analogy I used in my previous comment.....Russia is one "firm" (Russian federation)...their "employees" REALLY have meager wages, really have "shift managers"(policemen) that actually beat them, they eat chicken intestines in "cafeterias", 60h working weeks, no "casual Fridays",no payed vacation....they literally cry amongst themselves BUT when others ask them, they say "It's terrif, we're satisfied... " cause their boss Putin would literally leave them on the streets . And then we have you("firm" called USA) It could always be better, but you're not even remotely bad... Nice wages ,nice "shift managers", totally nice "cafeterias"(not no. 1,but not no.886 either). When competing "firm" (Russia,...) asks you say "It's the worst!" about your own enterprise. How is that gonna help you?
The real plan 76 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
But they still don't shit where they eat. I'm even sure much higher % of Americans hated fast burgers in the 60s, they were new thing to them, tgey actually had to change old habits, but if Russian came and offended any restaurant they'd put boot up so high his ass he'd think his intestines were made of cow skin. Even if they didn't like it. And today where's that today, you'd even talk trash about US together with him. It's similar to idk your own private enterprise, idk car sales..... If people ask how's it's oing (even if you know they're not competing firm or potential buyers if they're from Ethiopia and can't buy your cars) YOU SAY "It's going well, terrific, we're expanding etc". Have you ever heard someone making big money and not talking like that. That's what you're OUGHT to do with USA too. That's what everyone's doing. Inbetween "employees" (Russians) they speak how IT IS, but when smbd asks, "All is well". When you did it like this, US prospered.Now you just ruin ur busin.
The real plan 76 comments
trustnthngmrmulder · 4 years ago
I read it all, I don't know why are you so stubborn about this, I also have a disorder, ocd, I read it couple of times actually. This.... is.... not.... a.... harmless ..... post. Not only that's old joke, older than "that 70s", its stupid and harmful. Undermining your society, fuck Serbia, Serbia is beyond repair. Why would you do it, beats me. I haven't seen anyone burning their own flag, I know you didn't burn it, but all this is quite the same. I get it it's OK you don't like mcburger, you'd rather have... American pie, it's just one restaurant for you, you don't care if they close forever. If you stopped right there I would not care also. You continue to diminish your people, your entire country, your health and education, your everything (also just another thing you just don't like) That'd be like Russians enforcing stereotype they're all drunkards and wife beaters. And they are. Nobody does that to himself. And almost entire world is muuuch worse than you. But they still don't