Sounds charming. I wonder why he's still single.

"I'd date me" XD

i once made a snapchat story that said "i'd date me." god bless sophomore year.

If he starts asking what body lotion you use, RUN!

And only 91 miles away umm I think I need to move lol

It puts the lotion in the basket....

"Goodbye Horses" plays when you find his Tinder