Humanity is doomed

Used to work at whole foods in multiple states, I've met at least 10 people that have made me do this. What they don't understand is that everything is checked with lasers from the warehouse they came from, when they come in, and when we checked inventory once a month. Each and every item.

True story. It's happen to me as well

But what about when they invent laser knives that cut AND toast at the same time from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?

Perhaps they would also like the pesky sun to stop irradiating their food as it grows, as well!