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matthewg
· 8 years ago
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Only problem with that, much like with airtight coffins, is they can explode when a child's bacteria eats enough of their body and the byproducts cause the container's internal pressure to rise high enough to cause the seal to fail catastrophically.
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deleted
· 8 years ago
That's why you refrigerated children and freeze the ones you can't eat right away.
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Still, they're mostly water, which expands when frozen.
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· 8 years ago
The general rule when canning or freezing is to leave at least a half inch of space in the container to allow for expansion. Children are no different.
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