I have no idea why I suddenly feel like posting this. Really. No idea.

This happened to me this month

Glad I'm not alone

I didn't have my period last month and it freaked me out. So even though I'm now bleeding and in pain I'm relieved I'm not having a Jesus baby

I used to skip cycles all the time until I made more girlfriends. Now I never skip and we're all synced up. So if one of my girls complain about cramps I immediately wear a pad. Just in case

Waaaay too accurate.

can verify am pregnant

Yep, I'm not the only one

I remember I freaked out a little when this first happened

Yeah I once went 3 months and I was panicking so definitely not alone

I always think that maybe I sat on a chair with cum on it somehow seeped through the underwear and I got pregnant

this never happens to me and tbh I always expected to