It's 3 a.M and my neighbor is having a meeting with watermelons

"All right gang...summer times coming up...you know what that means"

The neighbor's trying to solve a math problem

"I've gathered you here today..."

"Distinguished Watermelon leaders, the fate of the world could hinge on the outcome of this meeting."

He looks like Michael Jackson (RIP)

The real questions is how you know it is a meeting? and, have you been expecting it? "Now that i have all of you here, i'll tell you the details of my plans, please call John, he's taking the wall picture now."

THIS PICTURE WILL FOREVER CONFUSE ME

Hmmm...it's either John Allwood getting ready to set another world record of smashing melons with his head, or this dude is practicing smashing heads using melons.

It's 3am? I must be lonely