I'm not even mad, I'm impressed

*sophisticated voice* would you please excuse me while I go and lean my head over the tolite bowl and vomit.

Explosive diarrhea

So I guess this was... (puts on glasses)
A crappy situation...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Holy shit!

...how does this even happen?