honestly these posts have become a fucking formula at this point. ingredients: exasperated 18-25 year old, undetailed and unassuming ball/blob with some kind of general human struggle written on it, ball becomes menacing towards human. instant comic material woooo....
Or people will have to die
Mine would be more Luke a red demon following me around and non top hitting my head with a hammer
It's like, "ahh! I didn't see you coming from 4 weeks away!"