This totally happened. Totally.

Of course this happened.

There's a "song" from Left 4 Dead 2 where Ellis and Coach sing something about Harley's. I always replay that chapter to hear them sing lol

I dont appreciate bein used as a chick-magnet..piggyback rides are not easy ya know !

She wants to fuck his bike

Yamaha, Honda, BMW, Triumph, Ducati, KTM, Aprilia,
This is a list of bikes that perform better, are more reliable and have more success on and off the track. Harley's are a logo for poseurs, Son's of anarchy wannabe's, racist drug dealers, and people who ctill listen to van halen

My money tree just bloomed also.

At first I was like, why do girls care if you carry around a toy Harley doll, then I was like, ohhhh the bike.

And that's why I'm getting a sportster

Also helps when you're not butt ugly like me.
*Weeps quietly.
*Then shouts with pride,
"Hail Odin."