That's a good joke

Well, my dad *taught me to spell

My dad taught me how to walk out on your family and my mom taught me how to survive and kickass so bad that he regrets leaving

My mom taught me how to change my oil, how to change a tire, and that you don't need a man to be happy and to get things done. My dad taught me how not to parent and that people suck.

This is Jon Richardson on a show called 8 out of 10 cats. I adore his humour.